whensandyspeaks:

xlock:

Oh my life. I am ashamed.

I see my hallway :D

Yay! I took that picture (the “Summer 2008” one) in your hallway after a sleep overrrr.

snapekilleddumbledore:

blackdutchess:

tumblingnoodle:

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woof woof!

givesmehope:

servemyworldblog:

DONATE MONEY AND I’LL TATTOO WHATEVER ON ME!

I’m raising money for Third World orphanages. For every $10 you donate, your name gets entered into a drawing. Your name gets picked, you choose any tattoo for me to get. I get tattoo, kids get help, you get the glory of knowing there is a human out there with a tattoo of your face on it. Everyone’s happy. DONATE, read awful tattoo submissions and submit your own HERE!

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GUILT TRIP ALERT: $10 will give a classroom of kids education for one day or buy you two drinks at Starbucks.

malfoyismyking:

harryfuckingpotter:

eatyourcookies:

journeytoinfinity:

(via woahitsjuanito)

omg I can’t believe I kinda want to agree with burning /any/ book, but this definitely got me wanting to…

Well, I reblogged it so I guess I kinda agreed already… XD

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That sentence scares me…. :S

But.. I don’t like Mondays either…

ohyeahfacts:

lickystickypickyme:

1. It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.
2. One human hair can support 3 kg (6 lb).
3. The average man’s penis is three times the length of his thumb.
4. Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.
5. A woman’s heart beats faster than a man’s.
6. There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.
7. Women blink twice as often as men.
8. The average person’s skin weighs twice as much as the brain.
9. Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still.
10. If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.

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Even yesterday when I was on my worst I only thought it was maybe a really bad cold or an infected throat or something. And then it got worse. And worse.

I didn’t get to go trick-or-treating or have my birthday party on Sunday like I’d planned since last weekend I couldn’t celebrate it. Instead I’m at home with a throat straight from hell, feeling dizzy every time I move a finger and hallucinating slightly. Yesterday I fell asleep every 30 minutes and woke up about 30 minutes after that with slime all over that I’d thrown up. Oh yeah, swine flu is delicious…… /sarcasm on the internet…

Well, the tamiflu has luckily kicked in today and I feel some what better. Will probably be healthy within the next 3-4 days, but I know nothing for sure xD You guys should have seen the faces of the other pasients in the waiting room when my mum brought me to the doctor. I must have looked like hell XDDD The nurses were all freaking out and staring at me through the glass doors to their reception-area-room. Then they moved me in front of the line of the other patients who were already in the waiting room and I got to see the doctor. My mum explained my symptoms for me, since everytime I tried to talk I had a 1-minute coughing spree, and the doctor got up and went out of the room. When he came back he had a mask on. XD He looked scared and started noting all my symptoms down, then he checked me and when he looked down my throat with the flash light and little wooden stick thingy he just said “oh yes…” to himself and then started typing like a maniac on his computer. Then he went out to get me a mask and I heard him whisper to a nurse: “That girl’s got swine flu!” I think I might have been the first swine flu case that that doctor had diagnosed. I almost had to laugh when I walked into the “blood-taking-room” and saw the look on the nurse’s face. She looked at me like I was a mad axe murderer. I tried smiling at her, but I don’t think she could see behind my mask. She took some blood from my finger and tested it and it told them that I had an infection in my body. There was some number that was suppose to be around 5 in healthy people that was 108 in my body XDD The doctor left to write out two prescriptions of tamiflu, one for me and one for my mum, and then we were sent home and told to come back if I felt even one fraction worse than “normally bad”. XD

Then I had to go through the waiting room again to go home and the mask worked like a big flashing sign saying “SWINE FLU!!! SWINE FLU OVER HERE!!!!” All the patients waiting in line took several steps back and I could see the fear in their eyes. Somehow I find it really really funny even though I probably shouldn’t xD After that I waited in the car while my mum got the tamiflu and I took some private delight in noticing when the other people in the car park happen to glance over at me and noticed the mask I wore and seeing their eyes go huge when they realised I most probably had swine flu, then seeing how they tried to mask their shock and not look at me after that. There was one guy that, in the process of exiting his car happened to glance over at me, saw the mask and froze for 20 seconds in a very awkward position. Then he hurried inside the shopping mall XD

And the funny thing is, this isn’t even the most absurd experience of my life XD

jenniferdawn:

jenjar:

possibly my fav bit of harry potter - ever?

but what annoys me about this one, is why can’t he just pick one up from the floor? :’)

YES! YEEEEES!

Even when I was ten and sitting in the cinema, watching this for the first time I wondered to myself “Why is he standing in the middle of the living room, on a freaking table? when he could just go where the Dursley’s wouldn’t see him easily and sneak a letter or two from the floor into his pants and read it later?” That’s what I would have done. It annoyed me soooo much XD

Well, I suppose he didn’t have much time to think it through.. He didn’t know it was going to “rain” letters from the fireplace like we did. Plus, it probably looked better from a cinematographic view to have him jump on a table and wave madly to catch a letter, then sneak in the background and slowly pick up a letter from the ground…. whatever. He got to Hogwarts and that’s all that matters. :P

thedailywhat:

Illustrated Internet of the Day: MeFite np312’s legendary “Most Amazing Halloween Costume Ever” story, as illustrated by pop-culture curator Doc Pop.

Embiggen.

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That story is awesome and it’s from MyLifeIsAverage.com .

lostincomaandcoveredincake:

now watch this post get no reblogs.

I was going to go trick or treating with my 4 year old cousin, but instead I’m at home in bed with what may or may not be the swine flu. If it’s not the swine flu, then it’s just regular flu (boooring!). I’ll find out when I go to the doctor in 2 hours. This is my first time having a flu of any kind. Perfect timing, too. Now I miss both Halloween and my birthday party tomorrow. :’(